Friday, August 27, 2004

sperm burgers

Reluctant One says:
this woman bought a burger from wendys

Reluctant One says:
and it had a condom in it

i.m. ruzz says:
sweet! free condom!

Posted by ruzz on August 27, 2004 at 03:34 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

murder and condom trading

not ruzz says:
i breezed thru the coroners report

not ruzz says:
so i wont be charged with homicide

not ruzz says:
which is a relief

not ruzz says:
lol

not ruzz says:
i always feel guilty at those things even though im not guilty

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
given your penchant for killing the elderly, that must be a relief

not ruzz says:
i know!

not ruzz says:
i thought i was found out for sure!

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
dr **vorkian lives to kill another day


then later..


not ruzz says:
and i got two free phone cards from Fedjur

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
free.

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
uh huh

not ruzz says:
in exchange for condoms

not ruzz says:
i didnt have to blow him or anything

not ruzz says:
lol

Posted by ruzz on August 18, 2004 at 04:50 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack

Monday, August 09, 2004

msn chat

Reluctant One says:
i am so outta shape

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
what shape are you normally

Reluctant One says:
parallelagram

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
sweet

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
ive never done it with a parallelagram before

Reluctant One says:
well, you know what they say

Reluctant One says:
once you go complex algebraic you never go back

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
its so true.

Posted by ruzz on August 9, 2004 at 02:14 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

because i have no content for today

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
i had raspberry pancakes made with fresh raspberries for lunch :)

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
DID you know there was a pancake mix you could use that you just add water to!

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
MY GOD.

Reluctant One says:
if you call that pancakes

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
i feel like the promises made to housewives in the 50s are finally coming true

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
and i look hot in an apron :D

you can read more witty one liners from the reluctant one here.

Posted by ruzz on August 3, 2004 at 04:40 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack

vaccuming

My ears start to bleed so i inquire about the sound..

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
dood what is that high pitched hum

football hooligan says:
erika's giving me a blowjob

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
holy christ

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
shes hit subsonics

football hooligan says:
i'm almost there man...just about

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
if it will speed things up, you can think about my cock

football hooligan says:
thanks man

football hooligan says:
that did it

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
perfect!

the sound dies off.

the sound resumes.

football hooligan says:
second wind, baby

football hooligan says:
i am so potent

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
my god. take some time to recover!

Posted by ruzz on August 3, 2004 at 02:03 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack

Thursday, July 29, 2004

ahemedy ahem

Reluctant One says: and you better not be sharing your penis with some other internet whore

Reluctant One says:
er

Reluctant One says:
does that make me an internet whore?

His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
it does


Posted by ruzz on July 29, 2004 at 05:13 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (6) | TrackBack