Friday, August 27, 2004
sperm burgers
Reluctant One says:
this woman bought a burger from wendys
Reluctant One says:
and it had a condom in it
i.m. ruzz says:
sweet! free condom!
Posted by ruzz on August 27, 2004 at 03:34 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
murder and condom trading
not ruzz says:
i breezed thru the coroners report
not ruzz says:
so i wont be charged with homicide
not ruzz says:
which is a relief
not ruzz says:
lol
not ruzz says:
i always feel guilty at those things even though im not guilty
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
given your penchant for killing the elderly, that must be a relief
not ruzz says:
i know!
not ruzz says:
i thought i was found out for sure!
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
dr **vorkian lives to kill another day
then later..
not ruzz says:
and i got two free phone cards from Fedjur
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
free.
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
uh huh
not ruzz says:
in exchange for condoms
not ruzz says:
i didnt have to blow him or anything
not ruzz says:
lol
Posted by ruzz on August 18, 2004 at 04:50 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack
Monday, August 09, 2004
msn chat
Reluctant One says:
i am so outta shape
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
what shape are you normally
Reluctant One says:
parallelagram
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
sweet
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
ive never done it with a parallelagram before
Reluctant One says:
well, you know what they say
Reluctant One says:
once you go complex algebraic you never go back
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
its so true.
Posted by ruzz on August 9, 2004 at 02:14 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (3) | TrackBack
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
because i have no content for today
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
i had raspberry pancakes made with fresh raspberries for lunch :)
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
DID you know there was a pancake mix you could use that you just add water to!
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
MY GOD.
Reluctant One says:
if you call that pancakes
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
i feel like the promises made to housewives in the 50s are finally coming true
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
and i look hot in an apron :D
you can read more witty one liners from the reluctant one here.
Posted by ruzz on August 3, 2004 at 04:40 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack
vaccuming
My ears start to bleed so i inquire about the sound..
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
dood what is that high pitched hum
football hooligan says:
erika's giving me a blowjob
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
holy christ
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
shes hit subsonics
football hooligan says:
i'm almost there man...just about
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
if it will speed things up, you can think about my cock
football hooligan says:
thanks man
football hooligan says:
that did it
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
perfect!
the sound dies off.
the sound resumes.
football hooligan says:
second wind, baby
football hooligan says:
i am so potent
His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
my god. take some time to recover!
Posted by ruzz on August 3, 2004 at 02:03 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack
Thursday, July 29, 2004
ahemedy ahem
Reluctant One says: and you better not be sharing your penis with some other internet whoreReluctant One says:
erReluctant One says:
does that make me an internet whore?His codeness, the Dali Ruzz says:
it does
Posted by ruzz on July 29, 2004 at 05:13 PM in msn goodness | Permalink | Comments (6) | TrackBack