Saturday, November 06, 2004


Shrekshreriously. shrek 2 shrucked.

not even a movie as much as a collection of animated snl skits.
none of the charm of shrek.
all of the arrogance of a disney production.

i wish to pull my eyes from their sockets.

they even ruined the gingerbread man.
thank god for pinochio.

Posted by ruzz on November 6, 2004 at 03:41 AM in Film | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack

Saturday, August 21, 2004

review vol 2

20040816_164959_0023okay, having now, just now, launched my career as a professional napper, i feel more generous and because i feel that way i have to correct my previous review of kill bill vol 2.

i would like to say i opened my napping career with a strong move. I opened with a strong saturday night 9:30pm 20 min nap on the couch.

i ended it a little rough, the judges thought the gagging then biting off the last quarter inch of my tongue was overdoingit.

look, if im honest, i just wanted to make a good impression
and sometimes when i feel like that
i get stupid.

so, to correct my previous review:

when i said:
"i'm just being tortured with crappy crappy filmmaking."

what i really meant
what was being said was more about my fears of being a
napping failure and
i meant to say:

"i'm just being tortured with crappy filmmaking."

wow. i feel so much better.
sometimes, we make mistakes kiddies
and when we do we have to just step right up and say hey you, you person who i made a mistake to, i dun fuck'd up and i'm sorrrrrry.

q. man. i'm sorry.
i really dug your commentary on superman. i got behind it. all the way behind it and my behind behind your commentary is large man. truthfully my behind is large behind anything, but this one time

extra-effin-large bro.

you did that man. you made that happen with your writing skills and $80million.

who says film is dead.
you should be proud.

Posted by ruzz on August 21, 2004 at 09:54 PM in Film | Permalink | Comments (4) | TrackBack

crap Vol 2.

i'm just being tortured with crappy crappy filmmaking.
kill bill vol 2.

great visuals.
but q man you need to
update your dialogue

we aint so fancy pants'd
but your pulpfictiontalk in ought-four

and yeah, i would watch uma
fuckin read insurance seminars
and be hap hap happy
but christ dood

why spend $80 million makin a movie
and just dig your soundtrack out
of the kmart clearance bin
for real

you're showing your trailer park roots
q. man. shit.

Posted by ruzz on August 21, 2004 at 08:15 PM in Film | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack