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Thursday, October 14, 2004

everybody

"everybody everybody,
lets get to it,
let's get stupid"
Let's get retarded - Black Eyed Peas

Melatonin.
mellowtoneyin.
sleepdeepinyourevilbedyin.

let me first say i like this solution over eating my testicles. which, veronica thinks is gross. I don't think it's any more gross than eating meatballs with spagetti, but whatever floats your thingamabob.

and i can still have babies. yay me.

Sublingual. the placing of the hit of m under your tongue and letting it disolve ala white clinical LSD. not a good way for me to become friends with melatonin, but it works for quick absorbtion. which, i guess is why we always put our acid there.

so i took it, pulled up tietam brown --which is turning into a good book even if it was written by a pro wrestler-- and waited. i didn't know what i was waiting for, exactly, but i'm pretty good at waiting these days so i killed that wait time like it wasn't even there.

and what it turned out i was waiting for was a very gradual (over an hour) onsent of feeling quite tired. The kinda tired where it doesn't matter how you sit, you are comfortable, and warm, and wanting to sleep. it was smooth as the naughty nurse giving a rectal temperature reading.

by about an hour i was yawning a lot, so i closed the lights and lay down. it was a strange feeling. i felt as though i was just waking in the middle of the night to pee, but i hadn't even slept yet. So, another 20 mins or so and i was out.

and the time machine that is sleep transported me magically to the morning.

i remember waking once around 9 or 10 and thinking, i have to pee bad. then falling back to sleep before i could go.

then i woke at noon, and felt wide awake and ready to go through another day of hell. or life. or hell. or life. and i got me myself and i up for a smoke. I was talkin to kiki right after i woke up and my brain felt entirely rested and awake, but my body.. my body wanted to sleep still.

an entirely new type of groggy for me. results may vary.

But i am alert. rested. and feel like maybe, just maybe i can handle the day.

Other than that i have nothing to report. it worked like it should, i didn't feel drugged, or any thing odd. and i slept like a rock.

so there. i have work to do. you kids entertain your own selves.

Posted by ruzz on October 14, 2004 at 12:51 PM in will kill for a good sleep | Permalink

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And you doubted me...

Now that you know that it works, next time try half a pill. That may be enough.

But the best sleep is unaided sleep, so remember: its a solution for desperate times folks, not a cure.

Drink lots of water, eat your broccoli, take some excercise and go to bed at the same time every day.

Then you won't need the mellow yellow, or a rectal probe from me.

:D

Posted by: Naughty Nurse | Oct 14, 2004 4:15:26 PM

woo hoo. Yay ruzz! Happy sleep! :-)

Posted by: Penelope | Oct 14, 2004 7:40:42 PM