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Wednesday, September 29, 2004

SAVE THE RUZZ

***OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE***

SAVE THE RUZZ APPEAL

Dear Friends;

You may or may not be aware that due to a terrible unnatural disaster the Ruzz has been temporarily listed as an endangered species.

In moving from his natural habitat of the Big Yellow Commune, the Ruzz has experienced great hardship and strife. And we all know that Ruzz’ hate change.

Aside from the rigours of moving his den of debauchery the bureaucracy of the mean corporate giant, Telus, has affected him. Left without an Internet connection for the next two weeks, Ruzz is weak and suffering from a lack of contact with the outside world. Since his income is also directly tied to the Internet, he is also suffering without funds. No funds means no food.

Without food the Ruzz will perish.

This is a dire situation. We here at the Save the Ruzz Foundation are appealing for your help. Please find it in your heart to “adopt a Ruzz” by donating thru PayPal to: director@bigguymedia.com. Your funds, in whatever amount, will greatly help in the preservation and feeding of the Ruzz, and in turn you will experience the warm fuzzy feeling associated with saving endangered wildlife.

Tax receipts will not be issued, but with every generous donation you will receive a genuine, bona fide im ruzz commerative “Save the Ruzz” campaign photo in digital format for your collection (and his undying love and gratitude).

With Sincere Thanks,

Reluctant One
President and Founder
Save the Ruzz Foundation

PS During this time The Ruzz can be contacted thru the foundation at reluctantpoet@hotmail.com

PPS Ruzz’ pencil is large and yellow.

Posted by ruzz on September 29, 2004 at 11:27 PM in things non ruzz' have said | Permalink

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Comments

What no tee shirt? No cute bald little toy ruzz? What about updates, does adopting a ruzz mean contuing updates on its condition and health and state state of grouchiness?

Posted by: Penelope | Sep 30, 2004 8:52:58 AM

I would be more than pleased to continue the updates; in fact it has occured to me that i now have tonnes of power just waiting to be unleashed since Ruzz is unable to stop me from posting here...


hehehehe

Posted by: Reluctant One | Sep 30, 2004 3:37:55 PM

thats what you think

Posted by: ruzz | Oct 1, 2004 6:19:04 PM

Wait a minute. The Ruzz' being saved is allowed to comment? How, unusual.

Posted by: Penelope | Oct 1, 2004 7:12:35 PM