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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

"Imagine you are a soccer mom. A soccer mom having an exceptionally bad day. You realize your ass is now officially one dress size too large for the plush-all-leather-form-fitting seat of your shiny black Ford Explorer. You realize self-same Explorer is now "last year's model" because the other soccer mom's look down their perfectly sculpted noses at you when you picked little Bobby-i-get-anything-i-want up from school. Your husband calls to say he's going to be late from work, again, and you're almost certain that slurping sound was not the espresso machine. Your life is a shambles." read the full review at ineluctable.ca

Posted by ruzz on September 14, 2004 at 01:40 AM in this week at ineluctable.ca | Permalink

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The next time someone asks me if I liked this movie, I am just going to point them to your review. You said it so well! Thank god I only paid 3.75.

Posted by: aden | Sep 14, 2004 6:54:02 AM

OH, and completely unrelated. The google ads for your blog right now are "Shamanic healing in Ontario". Why in the world is that?

Posted by: Penelope | Sep 14, 2004 7:35:46 AM

BTW, that was me above. So, I guess this was a bad bad movie instead of a good bad movie. How do you tell them apart?

Posted by: Alchemist John | Sep 14, 2004 7:37:44 AM