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Monday, September 20, 2004

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Any thoughts G?


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mad has certainly captured the spirit of my message. now if god could just be made to see the light.

~~luc

Posted by: the unholy one | Sep 20, 2004 2:35:32 PM

Oh, how funny. I love it. I'm going to have to point some folks to it. :-)

Posted by: Penelope | Sep 20, 2004 4:46:28 PM

Jesus loves the funny.

Posted by: Stephen | Sep 21, 2004 7:29:04 AM

Hello Kids,

Sorry God hasn't replied to you.

I know you wait with baited breath.

Anyway, he is on holiday in Boca, you know how he likes to participate in the yearly Bocce Ball tourney. His team are defending champs!

But, you should know by now God controls all. (Regardless of what the unholy one says, little lying shit disturber) Just another step in our huge strategic PR plan.

If you had paid attention in Marketing class, you would know that negative political ads do nothing but give support to the "attacked" cause.
So go on Mad Magazine, as the kids say "git bissy". We've had to hire on two new enrollment agents on the believer line! Things have never been better here!

Anyhoo, i shouldnt speak for the big guy, but i know he sends his love, even to you unholy. He wants you to know he's up for that golf game; he'll bring the beer if you bring the "wenches". Oh and he calls driving the cart.

God Bless Everyone!

Peggers

PS I'll never forget that night we shared unholy one. You can deny it, but it happened.

Posted by: Mary Margaret | Sep 21, 2004 5:52:26 PM

damn, peggers, i'd never deny it. you were my favorite apostle. i didn't christen you "peter" and nickname you "the rock" for nothing. my anus still aches on lonely nights when i think of your hemaphrodite love.

christ i loved being christ. i got more cock and pussy when i was walking around palestine than i have during my entire stint in hell. aaaaah...to be living those thirty-three years all over again.

anyway tell the big g i'm down with the golf game. i'll even let him drive the cart. he's still a fourteen handicap right?

Posted by: unholy one | Sep 23, 2004 1:56:37 AM