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Saturday, August 28, 2004
if i were
this site was down.
really really down.
and i thought
man
wouldnt i love to make a big
fat juicy tasty sexy cheesyfry
post just now
instead i whined to anyone near me
its like
for the good of the masses and all
isnt it.
in a somewhat surprising twist
i got me a payday today
thats unheard of
a payday
before imlateday?
no
way.
what's even stranger
if stranger is even an option
(i'm not into casual anticdotes, sorry)
then what's even stranger is
i still had money, you know, that shit
that buys stuff? yeah, well, i still had
some left from the last
omgitsapayday day
crazy.
we're giving these couches away.
and so, i'm not quite sure what to do with
my endothemonth angst
not quite sure at all
i suppose
if pressed
if stressed
if really digdowndeep impressed
i could wrangle me something worth
worrying over
ooh. there. got it mind.
see how easy that was?
and everything is right in the world again
tomorrow, i have some bill paying, daja pleasing,
photo printing, walk walking to do
then judekyle is taking me for some
drinks
cuz monday is my bday man
M-PAY-O-PAL-N-ME-D-LOTS-A-OF-Y-SHIT
but don't take no notice of my bday
its just another day
nothing special
no need for lavish gifts and bathroom blowjobs
no.
no need at all.
right.
anyways
i just run the gerry's out of some shitass frenchy town
and they look to be on the ropes
hitler has already lost his nut
and seems my boys n me
seems we might just pull this off
then them rotten brits will owe us
their cassocks.
yes.
and their virgin daughters.
yes.
you can plainly see it's almost
sleep-nomakeysense-time.
in fact. lets do that right now.
and oh, fuck you, no new pictures
till i get over being mad at you.
and you
and you
and, well.. no, not you, you got a
nice rack baby, i could never
stay mad at you.
Posted by ruzz on August 28, 2004 at 03:53 AM in all hail the penis | Permalink
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Very nice site. Will sure visit again.
Posted by: John | Nov 24, 2005 6:13:40 AM